The Cat, The Mouse and Me

I don't understand why I am more tired at the end of a weekend, than the start of it. As I trudged (yes, Sec 4 English teacher, there is such a word, just like there is a word "scuttled". It isn't my fault your vocabulary is limited) back to my apartment's lift landing, I was horrified to see ein Maus dash across the floor. He sniffed at every single lift door. I was about to squeal. Mind you, I was still bathed in the headlights from B1's car, who was wondering wtf (because I told him not to escort me up because it was already midnight *my mind works in mysterious ways*).  Then suddenly up pounced the kitty cat which lives downstairs. The mouse mistakenly ran backwards and encountered the cat. And squeaked really loudly (it was quite funny). And he ran off to the mailboxes. 

The cat turned and saw me, and stood startled, until I walked past him. I was wondering if I should reward the heroic pussy with some sardines. 

Anyway it was quite amusing. I am afraid of Mr Mouse, which is afraid of Miss Pussy, who is afraid of me.

汤圆

I know it's not the winter solstice yet. But on Wednesday I was mocked by a Chinese Mainlander on Wednesday when I ordered 汤圆 by mistake (I thought I had memorized the menu at the steamboat restaurant near my violin class) when I wanted 云吞.Then I thought, fuck that, I want to eat 汤圆. Especially when it is so cold nowadays =D.

So I cooked some yesterday after dinner. This is macha flavor and it is disgusting! So bitter in a mouthful. Dun likes!!!

Seen in a rich man's garden in Stockholm

Swedish people are not only good at making furniture. They are also very good at making phallic art. *haha*

Some joker made a comment that the star of David on the right makes it understandable why the lack of foreskin.

Priceless.

Since when Stubble == Sexy? I must have missed the memo

Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a study has shown. Researchers found that women are more attracted to men with stubbly chins than those with clean-shaven faces or full beards. Women participating in the research rated men with stubble as tough, mature, aggressive, dominant and masculine - and as the best romantic partners, either for a fling or a long-term relationships.  - The Telegraph, 29 June 2008 (sorry it is so old, I came across it when reading about the new international sex school *yet one more reason why I should learn german*)

I totally disagree.

I hate stubble. I am sure men can look masculine and sexy without that scratchy carpet on their face. What a turn-off! But then again...

Stalin did look kinda hot during his salad days. This morning I saw a guy who looked like him. Maybe a little less deranged looking...still kind of sexy though. Wouldn't you love to run your hand through that luscious thick thatch of hair...But that stubble? MOW IT. I find it funny that Caucasian men are always screaming that women with *ahem* hair is very disgusting. Yet wearing it on their faces is ok? Double standards!

Updated!!!
Oh the sex school is fake. *ich bin ein Traurig Apfel*

So I am still packing up my stuff to move to the new place.

Learnt a few things in the meantime.

1. I don't have that many books after all (which is why I am asking for Kinokuniya vouchers again).

2. Don't move your toys ahead unless you can stand the separation.

3. Never show your government some weird ornament that you want to throw away and feel guilty for throwing something he might have given you, and ask him, "eh, can I throw this?"

Only to have him say, "which lover gave you this?"

Oh fuck. >.<"