Huffington's sailthru is screwed up

I was reading an article on The Huffington Post, when I saw this (see the yellow circle) at the bottom page. RECOMMENDED FOR ME?

Am I some kind of perverted fiend? I should make a rage comic out of this :P.

Ok admittedly I was reading this article about this chiropractor who was being sued for "intravaginal massages". I wasn't very sure what it meant, even after reading.

So just now I asked B1, "what is intravaginal massage? I thought the only possible term is intervaginal massage."

"inter is scissorcising." He replied, eyes on the road.

"Then what is intra?"

"Fingering obviously."

Oh.

Rage Comic: A Man, a Pregnancy Test Kit, & a Hidden Suprise in his Right Nut

A man found a pregnancy test kit his ex left behind.

He used it for a lark, to discover he was "pregnant".

He told his friend, who turned it into a Rage Comic (original pic below has been modified by me *in red*) for other Redditors to enjoy.

In >3 days, 1300 comments were posted to tell the guy to get checked for testicular cancer.

So he did. And found out he got a nasty surprise in his right nut.

Apparently pregnancy tests measure for beta human chorionic gonadotropin, which is the sign for possible pregnancy. What I want to know is, what other forms of cancer does it recognize?

Reddit saves lives :).  

"Moon River" Violin Score

From the forever effervescent Audrey Hepburn's Breakfast at Tiffany's.

[original score (available in pdf but link is in Mandarin)]

My handy wallpaper

B1 got me a new handy last week. The first thing I did was upload a photo I took at Tegelsberg. Got it after sitting on the ground and tilting  so that I can capture the bee sitting on the wildflower against a mountainous backdrop (of course my love for bees went south when I was stung later in Salzburg). Gorgeous view isn't it? It was worth nearly freezing our bits off wearing summer clothing up the  mountain :D Now whenever I am having a bad day, looking at the photo makes me feel instantly better, because I remember how much I enjoyed Germany.

It hadn't been a great week since Sunday

So I took half day off in the afternoon as a show of rebellion, and went out shopping with Mutter. Today's was Captain Adorable's first day at daycare so Mutter was feeling a little hapless. I had planned to take the whole day off, but heute morgen machte Arbeit mich frei nicht. 

I was wearing a new pair of my favorite high heels (I alternate between buying the grey and black pairs, they don't last long but they sure are pretty), so wearing them the whole morning and for four hours in Orchard Road afterward, my feet were ready to kill themselves. Death by pinching. 

Mutter and I dashed from the shop we were at and ran off to Rubi where we bought Mutter und Tochter shoes. 2 pairs for S$20.

Mutter initially grabbed the vermillion pair I am wearing, but in the end, she chose the blue (I think it looks more purple right?) pair because they were easier to complement her wardrobe. I got the vermillion instead of the yellow pair, even though I like yellow more, simply because I was wearing a orange cardigan today. *vain*

Most importantly, instant relief :D