小熊大过大熊

I was showing my aunt the trip photos. She was like, oh my god, how old are you already? Still carrying your teddy bear everywhere? 

What to do *shrug*? I can't upload my photos, so Mr B is my rep *hehe*. Here he is visiting his German relative in Frankfurt. This teddy is ginormous, though you won't be able to tell from this photo.

啤酒大过小熊

Once upon a time there was an ice-cream bigger than my teddy bear, and now a bier than is bigger than him!!!

Mr B trinkt alkohol-frei bier weil er guten Bär ist.

雪糕比小熊大

Singapore has "龙虾比小女孩大" (lobster bigger than a little girl, yeah right, try removing the feelers, and we see how long the lobster is again), Taipei has 雪糕比小熊大 (ice-cream bigger than Mr B).

Great for taking photos, Bad eating.