Wrong kind of eyeful

I didn't feel very well today, but I couldn't sleep on the bus despite closing my eyes and willing sleep to overcome me. Giving up, I decided to continue reading "Conni kommt in die Schule" (I need to practise my reading German *haha* because I am trying to read it to Schnappi over Skype. So far it seems that I speak German with Asian intonations? Yet he also says it does not happen when I speak English. Could be nervousness. Once a lady tried to speak in German to me in Kinokuniya but I scurried away like a drowning rat).

Just then a lady walked past me. I liked her outfit, it looked like a wine colored shirt dress with a cute white jacket on her. Looks nice on her, on me, I will look like one of the characters from Neverneverland wearing my nightshirt. As I was admiring the dress (not her ok!), the sunlight caught the back of her outfit while she stood near the door waiting to alight.

Whoaah. The skirt became translucent and I could see her underwear and shapely buttcheeks. The man next to me noticed too and was studying her. She has a great butt by the way, but I was like should I tell her she's unwittingly sexposed? Just when I was going to tell her, the bus moved and her skirt became opaque again.

Poor thing. It's one thing to flaunt what she got, but not when it's obvious that she was already covered up and it was the material that revealed her goodies.

Backpacks and large bags are especially detrimental to a girl's modesty if she isn't careful, because as she is walking, the friction between the accessory and the outfit tends to make skirts ride up. Mutter and I once went shopping and we saw a woman skirt ride up because of her bag, nearly exposing her butt. Mutter ran forward, told her and blocked her while the lady adjusted her skirt.

I am extremely careless too, and assume that because I wear shorts underneath (legacy from convent school), I don't have to worry. But B1 tells me I shouldn't think like that. He said men will still look, and they don't really care that you are wear shorts or panties underneath. It is still the cheap thrill of seeing women sexposed. Eh... that's kind of horrible. But you know what is the worst? It's when you are sexposed or your bag is not closed properly and people don't tell you, because they do not want to be inconvenienced.

And you just keep walking without realizing that everyone is staring at your butt or the contents of your bag (which may fall out). HORRIFYING * infinity.

Men with Huge Imaginary Packages

What irritates you the most while commuting?

People who test out their ringtones loudly on the train and/or deliberately let it ring very long and loudly?

People talking loudly on the phone?

I hate it when guys spread their legs very wide while sitting down. Granted, if the guy is at least 1.8M (6 ft), I can understand why they have to do so, given how stupidly designed the seats on our bus transport are.  Admittedly, my legs are jammed into bus seats sometimes. But most of the local men are mostly my height (+/- 5 cm), I don't see why the need to spread their legs apart so much that their knees end up encroaching into other people's seats (on both sides!!!), even when the seat is one of those running along the side of the bus (with nothing blocking in front, other than the standing passengers' gymnastics... It's not that exciting to have the side of some stranger's leg grinding into yours, and you know the arschloch's legs have crossed into your seat space by at least a quarter. The worst kind is those who keep driving and rubbing their legs into yours even when you are practically tucking your legs at the other side of the seat. I remembered that I had to swap seats with B1 once so that I could have the pleasure of him shoving his legs apart against the other guy's. Keke.

It's a struggle to resist giving them a death stare and then deliberately lower my gaze downstairs and then roll my eyes. keke. Trust me, I don't think they are that well-endowed to need that much space. Maybe they sit with the legs apart, because if they keep their legs closed, you might miss their miniscule packages =P. The rainy season has been super helpful. Nothing like a long wet umbrella and the possibility of wet pant legs to help define the boundaries better.

Theme of this mind-boggling shot - "Pointless"

If I were one of those ants, I would have flung myself off the shoelace and committed glorious suicide. Do not even begin to ask me why was a shoelace stuck to a bus stop sign. I can't even imagine how it got there in the first place, though I am fairly intrigued.

Disclaimer: I keep flipping through my camera's images. I do a lot of loner stuff (I have long concluded that if it weren't for the other third of the BB team, this BB will probably die alone, just like how my favourite characters in The Big Bang Theory often predicted their own miserable end) it seems, and not much gets uploaded, because I rapidly lose interest or deem said stuff as too stupid to be of interest. In other cases, I don't even recall whether I have uploaded them before *haha*. If you see repeated entries or images, please inform me. Much appreciated.

"A sexy nubile girl, wearing micro-shorts, was going to alight from the bus. Admiring her legs from my perch at the back of the bus, my eyes slowly wandered up and met that of an old pehpeh who was standing near the front.

Eyes narrowed. The girl was caught in the crossfire of our heated glares.

Pedobear.

Lesbo."

haha.