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Showing posts with label Stress Relievers. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

龙的传人 Powerful Mooncakes?

Our family friend flew in from Indonesia over the Hari Raya Puasa week. Since their three maids are on leave over this period, he and his wife are totally GG by their little Prince and Princess.

He brought along this gift, the mooncakes with the funniest name on earth. 龙的传人. Heir of the Dragon. I kid you not.

Gain power with these mooncakes!!!

As a side story to those of you who are new to Chinese culture, mooncakes are cakes usually baked with a  lotus paste filling and consumed during the Mid-Autumn Festival (this year, I will be celebrating it mid-flight, flying home from Hanoi, Vietnam), which is a festival associated with the Goddess on the moon, Chang -e. They were also historically used by the Han Chinese as a means of passing encoded messages on a planned revolt on 15th August (Lunar)  against the ruling Mongols during the Yuan Dynasty.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

超级白 means extremely white *tries to nod convincingly*

This mind-numbing repetitive drivel has only one benefit, ironically it is that constantly repeated phrase "超级白", which means extremely white in Mandarin (and smelly v****a in Hokkien. Keke)

Monday, December 7, 2009

Friday, October 2, 2009

TGIF Specials 12: Getting a Leg up on the Competition

[source: beconfused.com]
How did I miss out on such a sensational story??? It happened in March 2008 until this wannabe idol/singer, Asuka Sawamoto, was arrested for flashing her coochie to otakus. Well anyway, better late than never. Desperate otakus taking photos of a thirty something woman's cooch. Don't know who is sadder.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

TGIF Specials 10: This little Piggie reaches for the Sky


I know that the stress levels are reaching new levels, when I can see an animal while swinging my legs at the bus stop seat, waiting for my bus to come?

Friday, April 10, 2009

TGIF Specials 7 : What do you read? A love for Tofu or Sex?


A Colorado woman loved tofu and wanted a customised licence plate to show for it.

But DMV blocked her plan because they thought that the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.

Source: "'Tofu' Licence plate deemed x-rated", Associated Press, 10 Apr 2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

TGIF Specials 6: LEGO's Customised Business Cards


LEGO's staff business cards - a LEGO mini figurine modelled after themselves with their contact details. Totally cool.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

TGIF Specials 4: 啃他鸡 *total lmao*

Now who is smart enough to notice the innuendo in the chinese name? Hahah. Anyway as a tidbit, KFG is a total 山寨 of KFC. You know we tend to call it 海盗牌 in Singapore.
Chinese Lesson From ChinaSmack.com
山寨 = shan1 zhai4 = literally “mountain stronghold” in reference to historical warlord holdouts that were outside of government control. A “shanzhai” edition product thus refers to products outside of government regulations that are widely reflected in the numerous fake and knockoff electronics/commodities made in China today. The term “shanzhai” can also refer to things that are improvised or home-made and are generally crude in both form and function (the closest English equivalent would be “ghetto”).

Monday, November 10, 2008

SuperObamaWorld


Check out the new president-elect in the eponymous SuperObamaWorld. Need I say more?

In the wake of his victory, we also revisit his "greatest" fan's, Obama Girl, video.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

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