Blame Female Empowerment for your singlehood?

Getting ready to zzz after the typical shitty day, I decided to lurk at the other EDMW's site which highlighted this youtube clip (the voice sounds like that of a Sinkie male, doesn't it?). By the way, the youtuber is encouraging responses @ theNSFWview@gmail.com. 

 A few minutes in, I was wondering what happened to me. Because I wasn't even getting mad at what was said in the clip. I was doing this...

Should I be disappointed in myself for my level of indifference huh?

Maybe when I wake up, I will feel different enough to sign up that email address to "penis enlargement" adverts. After all, the intent behind this antagonistic rhetoric, is to sell a book *roll eyes*.

Interesting quips from 涂磊

Our fav youtube show before we got netflix was 爱情保卫战, though it is slowly being replaced by another favorite 一转成双, which I was reassured by Mr Bear that would deliver violence on top of the volatile relationships ( I had to watch like 20+ blurry episodes before someone finally got slapped).

But of course 一转成双 does not have the erudite 涂磊, whom we cheekily nicknamed a nice foul word courtesy of the Canton dialect. He can toss 4 worded, 8 worded chinese idioms 蒺藜火毬-style at warring couples. Sounds very bombastic, but I cannot really understand them (possibly because my Mandarin is pretty shite).

Here's a great sample:

Republican GOP 2016 - Presidential Campaign Trail

I am not so into the Presidential campaign (esp the Democratic race btw the Bernie Sanders v Hilary Clinton), but I really into this year's Republican GOP candidate lineup. Thank you Donald Trump and all the other candidates, for making it even more entertaining the Apprentice.

1. Trumpie. Way too many epic moments. From the Great Wall of Mexico (to be paid by Mexico of course, likely using American aid) to reading "the Snake" lyrics. And there was the "math fail", though I am reminded by something お母さん taught. Don't care about getting to the specifics, understand the intent behind the statement.

That said, I agree with Trumpie. You can't fight 2 wars at one time. 15 years wasted in middle east, and only IS to show for it.

2. Marco Rubio at the New Hampshire Debate, resulting in the Robot Uprising. Keke.

[source: gawker]

3. Chris Christie, the political suicide bomber (best part starts from 2:47). Loved the part where he continues to gun him over the next 5 minutes.

4. The screwup at the beginning of the debate, where Ben Carson hung back and Trumpie hung out with him lol. Awkward.  John Kasich didn't even come out until later.

No "excuse me" from Jebbie

5. Jeb Barbara Bush. Not Jebbie, who  needs mommy to fight his battle for him. Meow.

6. "Hug me!" Ted Cruz and the Donald Trump action figure. Where can I buy one?

A little light music

I thought I would share some of my favorite classical pieces. I always play them when I am rushing a deadline or very stressed at work.

Elgar's Salut D' Amour (this is the version I like best!)

Mendelssohn Violin Concerto in E Minor, Op 64


Dvorak's Humoresque


Schubert's Ave Maria


Smetana's Die Moldau

Helluva Engineer

If only I still had his enthusiasm....maybe it's because I didn't go Georgia Tech.

百度十大神兽 China's top 10 Mythical creatures

Disclaimer: Blog Author(s) do not claim any bias/ allegiance or derogatory perceptions against any political parties. The following entry purely mortifies the gentle reader with the usual sexual connotations that appear ever so frequently on this blog. Besides this story is bloody old (from 2009)...

1. 草泥马, Cǎo Ní Mǎ (literally: Fuck your Mother)
Supposedly a series of alpaca

This and all similar cute pics are from woyaoqian005

草泥马肏你妈[img src: bbs.ikaka.com]

2.  法克鱿, Fǎ Kè Yóu (literally "French-Croatian Squid" or Fucker you)

Supposedly an aggressive European squid discovered simultaneously by France and Croatia (how convenient) and is said to release a white-colored liquid when agitated.

3. 雅蠛蝶, Yǎ Miè Dié, (literally "Small Elegant Butterfly" or 辞めて or "Please stop")

Supposedly a butterfly which name is the unfortunate phonetic equivalent of "辞めて" wailed/muttered/whined/moaned by Japanese AV actresses in heat. Said butterfly was discovered on 1 Jan 2009 at Qinghai-Tibetan Plateau, and legend has it that it was the transformation of a Japanese girl after the harsh pleasures pressures during a romantic relationship.

4. 菊花蚕, Jú Huā Cán, (literally "Chrysanthemum Silkworms" or "anus worms")/ (literally "Broken Chrysanthemums" or broken anus)

Ah well, you know what are silkworms, except these supposedly consumed chrysanthemums and not mulberry leaves. If you are familiar with Jay Chou's 菊花台, try re-singing the line ""菊花残，满地伤" (Chrysanthemums scattered, ground filled with wounds/the wounded) as "菊花蚕，满腚伤" ("Chrysanthemum(Anus)" worms, buttocks covered with wounds).

5. 吉跋猫, Jí Bá Māo, (literally "Lucky Journey Cat")

Phonetically similar to 鸡巴毛, i.e. pubic hair. Legend has it that that kitty lives in dark, damp environments and competes for food with the White Tiger (white tiger being a slang term for a woman's shaved pubic area).

6. 尾申鲸, Wěi Shēn Jīng, (literally "Stretch-Tailed Whale" or 卫生巾, i.e. menustral pads)

This creature was hunted for clothing material to manufacture women's lingerie and was discovered by eunuch Zheng He during his maritime travels.

7.潜烈蟹, Qián Liè Xiè, (literally "Hidden Fiery Crab" or qián liè xiàn (前列腺), i.e. prostrate glands). 

A legendary crab that once stopped up the Grand Canal, i.e. the urinary tract. 

8. 达菲鸡, Dá Fēi Jī, (literally "Intelligent Fragrant Chicken" or 打飞机 Dǎ Fēi Jī, i.e. fapping). Species of bird that likes exercise, and the males use neck spasms and spit out a white secretion to impress females during mating season.

 9. 吟稻雁, Yín Dào Yàn, (literally "Singing Field Goose"  or 阴道炎 , i.e. vaginal infection). 

A large goose dove into a certain field, damaging it and causing the local farmers to come down with a strange sickness during Kangxi period.

10.鹑鸽, Chún Gē, (literally "Quail Pigeon" or  春哥).

A species of bird is formerly found in the area that is now Yemen. 
The 春 Chun can also refer to fa chun (发春), which is slang for sexual arousal.

Banana Joe

Die Fantastische Welt von Gumball ist nicht für Kinder machen!

If you like the Family Guy

You'd love him as a warm fuzzy bear called Ted.

I have been noticing his animated gifs for a week now, and am totally delighted to finally a pedo bear who is so my type. I eagerly pointed him out to B1, who said "please grow up" and then gave me his troll face while he kekeked.

You'd better be at least 13 to see this NSFW shit. But then again, if you are not legal, what are you doing on my blog in the first place.

Singapore Election 2016 - *Kee Chiu* and vote for me

Little MP visits heartland issues on HDB, ponding and MRT breakdown.

Forever Alone and Troll Face

Press "cc" at the bottom right of the embedded youtube player to see the subtitles.

This clip is really odd. The lady is very sad when she explains that she is trapped in a loveless marriage with the man who wouldn't stop laughing ever since he had a hip operation.

Worse thing, while she was saying glumly and crying a little about how miserable she is, he was laughing. The fact that he doesn't mean to laugh, just makes it fifty shades of fucked up.

I thought his laughter was very infectious. I couldn't stop laughing especially as he was clutching Ernie. I want one too!!! I am fifty levels of fucked up too...

HIV Awareness using 爱 - Hokkien dedication to a Condom

Disclaimer: this youtube clip is totally NSFW

Recent incidents have indicated to myself that I should be more careful about my online presence. In any case, I  still want to exercise my First Amendment rights and post this =D.

And whoever reads this, don't overthink! This song is best appreciated if you understand Singapore culture and/or Hokkien.

It is Hentai Time~! The Bikini Song

Kanememo is a horrific anime with the most lesbian overtones I have ever seen. Is that why in anime there is almost always a prerequisite loser boy whom for some inexplicable reason, all the gorgeous AND cute AND little girls in the vicinity will fall desperately in love with? Because if not, the anime will just degenerate (didn't think it was possible) into a major LESBIAN lovefest.

At least this song is cute. The rest of the episode is horrific though, full of the most crappy music ever played in Japanese animation. What? A working girl song...wtf.

Japanese Models so Kawaii

I wish I was lying on the bed surrounded by those goddesses =D. 

S*ngapore Army Fighting Language - Enemy Die Cockstand

Courtesy of Mr Brown.

My life must be passing by in a horrible manner

That I can get excited at the notification that now I can lock my iPhone/ iPad/ DSLite/ laptop in the lockers outside das Büro without having an approval letter -.-''

No wonder in the Noose clip, the "Kim Jong Il" was saying "the people we give a little bit ... so when the people take a little bit they will appreciate everything..."

Tsk tsk. Will Good Friday never come? Sigh. Ich möchte frei haben!!!!

Just to cheer everyone up... here's a little local delight. La Sushi, La vee lee, La Cai Dao Kueh (local fried carrot cake). This really takes the cake! *haha*

Singlish - English dictionary *haha*:
Gahmen - Government
Simi - what?
Talk Ang mo - Speak English

没鱼吃虾的未来 - Morbid Description of Settling for anything and Marriage

I dedicate these to everyone who marry in haste and repent at leisure.

I encountered this video clip while watching "How TV ruined your life"



I'm ready girl
Hey baby, we've been together for a while now
And there's something I want to say to you
Girl you're not quite everything,
that I had hoped you'd be (you're not that good looking)
And I'm not really impressed by your personality (You're pretty dumb)
But I've been searching so long, so it's time I said to you (cos' I don't want to be alone)
At the risk of not finding better, girl you'll do
At the risk of not finding better, girl you'll do (You're pretty dumb baby)
You are so dull
Let her know man
You're not the best, but you'll do for now
You'll do you'll do you'll do
Oh baby
We're here to say to you, as far girl, you'll do
You'll do

Youtube Junkies 7 - Mosquito Song

It's been a while since I last Youtube Junkied. As it is our beloved Singapore's birthday soon, let's commemorate it with a "National Day" song. This song is also dedicated to the one insect that leaves me an itch I cannot scratch.

Youtube Junkies 6 - Meiji's Carl

Hagoromo's Musical Corny Commercial

Talk about corny, siah.

Hagoromo Tuna 1978 Commercial

[credit: Geekologie.com]

What the? George Lucas will turn over in his bed.

Here's another cute one from Hagoromo for its Sea Chicken. Since when is Tuna == Sea Chicken? It's like the Chinese's name for Frog, 田鸡 (translated as "Field Chicken"). No wonder people always describe everything they try for the first time, as "It tastes like Chicken".